Here are the four I've spotted this season, and I wanted to put it to a vote so there is a poll on the top right of the blog.
Your candidates for the Creepiest Cubs Mascot are:
#1 - Billy Cub
Not sure who this dude is, but if you google him you get an article titled: The Chicago Cubs Have an Unofficial Mascot… And He Is NOT a Pervert. My favorite aspect of this guy: his igloo cooler that he uses to collect tips.
#2 - The Hot Dog Guy
This mess of a mascot isn't even trying to work for the Cubbies, but I love the dude so I'm throwin him in anyway. He walks around trying get people to go to the Full Shilling up on Clark... when he isn't in the crapper, that is.
#3 Ivy Man
To be honest, I don't know a lot about this guy. He seems tall, likes to dress like the ivy and he generally just gives me the creeps.
#4 Ronnie Woo Woo
Most people who have gone to Wrigley know about Ronnie. He is homeless, somehow gets into every game, and the dude Woo! Woo! Woo's! wherever he goes. He got a little less creepy when the Cubs donated front teeth to him years ago, but still: a little creepy.
Without a doubt, the creepiest Cubs "mascot" is Ronnie Woo Woo. He smells like pee.
ReplyDeleteI have to go with Ivy Man. Ronnie Woo Woo may smell like urine, but something about a man dressed that way seems just wrong.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, how could Billy Cub be creepy? He seems harmless!
Billy Cub seems harmless the same way clowns used to seem harmless
ReplyDeleteWho's the spineless child who wrote this weak ass article? Grow a pair, quit your whining.
ReplyDelete@Jam-B You're the one whining - don't read it if you don't like it.
ReplyDeleteWoo Woo is a scumbag.
ReplyDeleteRon Santo was the best cubs mascot. He was always more caricature than announcer anyway.
ReplyDeleteI love Billy Cub! He invited me to his van on Addison after one of the Cubs Brewers game for my awesome Birthday "Present" -Roger D
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ReplyDeleteBilly Cub should really be the official mascot.
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