Tex Arrested!!!

My Pally Tex was arrested yesterday after the dumba$$ decided to jump onto the field.

I'm not sure what pushed him over the edge. Could've been the fact that the Cubbies were down 5 - zip before most people had even enjoyed their first beer or the fact that we had already had a sixer by then (that's what happens in the bleachers when you gotta show up 2 hours before gametime)

It could've been the fact that we were surrounded by a bunch of douche Cardnal fans or the fact that I spent the entire game giving him a giant pile of $hit because the dumba$$ painted an "E" on his chest... For absolutely no reason!! I'm mean, it just didn't make any sense at all. lol!

If you take a look at the picture, I think the lesson to be learned by Tex is: workout less and practice your drinking more.

Now gotta go bail him out. dbag.

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