My Pally Tex was arrested yesterday after the dumba$$ decided to jump onto the field.
I'm not sure what pushed him over the edge. Could've been the fact that the Cubbies were down 5 - zip before most people had even enjoyed their first beer or the fact that we had already had a sixer by then (that's what happens in the bleachers when you gotta show up 2 hours before gametime)
It could've been the fact that we were surrounded by a bunch of douche Cardnal fans or the fact that I spent the entire game giving him a giant pile of $hit because the dumba$$ painted an "E" on his chest... For absolutely no reason!! I'm mean, it just didn't make any sense at all. lol!
If you take a look at the picture, I think the lesson to be learned by Tex is: workout less and practice your drinking more.
Now gotta go bail him out. dbag.
I'm not sure what pushed him over the edge. Could've been the fact that the Cubbies were down 5 - zip before most people had even enjoyed their first beer or the fact that we had already had a sixer by then (that's what happens in the bleachers when you gotta show up 2 hours before gametime)
It could've been the fact that we were surrounded by a bunch of douche Cardnal fans or the fact that I spent the entire game giving him a giant pile of $hit because the dumba$$ painted an "E" on his chest... For absolutely no reason!! I'm mean, it just didn't make any sense at all. lol!
If you take a look at the picture, I think the lesson to be learned by Tex is: workout less and practice your drinking more.
Now gotta go bail him out. dbag.
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