In doing some recon around Wrigley today I noticed they had all these baby names going across the marquee. Jaden this, Aiden that.
Two things bother me about this: 1. You gotta assume these parents are Cubs fans, right? So, why no Ernie or Billy? Ryne or Ronnie?
But what really bothers me is: This was the Cubs Valentine's Day idea? Birth Announcements ? ? ?
So...WTF, You have to have a frickin kid to be eligible for this lame holiday? As far as I know, I don't have a kid, and I don't want a kid, and I don't really like kids in general. . . but that shouldn't exclude me from the lovin.
So, you know what: I'm gonna go out tonight, get my drink-on, find me some lovely lady, and I'm gonna let the Cubbies know. Because that marquee should say:
Jeremy hooked up with Khloe or Zoe or Sophie - or all three :)
You know, to celebrate the true point of Valentine's Day: LOVE
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