Trailer Trash

I think we can all agree that the giant noodle in front of Wrigley is lame. But what I've noticed lately when cruising by is that the entire Clark St. side of Wrigley is crap. People are all about that noodle, but did you notice that there are about four mobile homes sitting right there behind it? To class the place up, they pasted on fake brick and ivy and put advertising all over them. Who's the rocket surgeon that came up with the idea to sell ad space on the side of a trailer?

All I know is, with all of these crazy storms we've been having lately I'm not exactly sure you want to have your ballpark right next to a trailer park. Tornados tend to target those things.