Does A Cubby Bear Sweat In This Heat?

I'm going with: profusely

Today at Wrigley Field the air temperature was 97 degrees

The heat index got up to 110 º

And the temperature on the field was 117 º

After the game I saw the furry that goes by: Billy Cub stumbling around.
I'm gonna go ahead and assume the temperature in his crotch region was somewhere between 140 and 150 º... Poor furry bastard.

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