How Do You Solve A Problem Like The Seagulls

The chances of seeing a crazy flock of seagulls (the birds, not the band) during the late innings at Wrigley has become way more likely than the chances of winning and singing Go Cubs Go.

After a recent game spent drinking and dodging seagull poo, Tex and I interviewed some members of the Cubs security staff to find out if they had a plan for this seagull situation.

One security official by the name of Jerry told us: "You know, I'd like to come down here with one of my guns and shoot em all". Another named Phil told us (loudly) "Head for the Exits!" and a third member of Cubs security named Aaron informed us that we "didn't have to go home, but (we) can't stay (there)."

Thankfully, Cub security guard Rick came thru with at least something of use. He told us: "Once the beaches open, (the Seagulls) will stop showing (at Wrigley Field) so much", and that makes sense. I mean why fly 1/2 a mile inland when you can get all the free food you want by the lake (not to mention there are more bikinis). Unfortunately, it's not supposed to be beach weather for the rest of the week. My prediction is that these seagull shenanigans will continue at least thru this upcoming Cubby homestand.

Apparently Bleacher Bums and Seagulls enjoy the same diet.